Real-Madrid-for-life

tobeshelved:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes things like this.

This is a lie. War and Peace takes at least five years. 

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

herpsichord:

A gem from the car museum.

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

codeine-land:

my dealer is gonna kill me

gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

happiest:

can we delay valentines day until 2030 so I can find someone to date

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

05px:

math

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awkwardthuggin:

Nicki is not feeling it