Real-Madrid-for-life

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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imyoursouleater:

derinthemadscientist:

geekgirlintraining:

thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

That or they’re vampires.

That too

warblebee:

devoureth:

A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.

Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.

Rock on, Gracie Lou.

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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